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I am Woolsey Scott, and the pleasure is yours.

{kind of sort of on hiatus until June}

© getinthecarangel

Mun M!As and Muse Exploration M!As 




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ask-gabriellightwood:

ask-woolseyscott:

ask-gabriellightwood:

 

Did you swallow something funny?

Not that I know of. *puts a hand on lower back and sighs* 

Perhaps you should get a good night’s sleep. **rubs your back, eyeing you suspiciously**

*throws up in the sink* I don’t think that escargot was properly cooked. 

**looks horrified** UM. **rushes to get a towel**

*rinses mouth and smiles* I love you. 

I love you too. **kisses your cheek and pushes a few pieces of hair from your eyes**




ask-gabriellightwood:

 

Did you swallow something funny?

Not that I know of. *puts a hand on lower back and sighs* 

Perhaps you should get a good night’s sleep. **rubs your back, eyeing you suspiciously**

*throws up in the sink* I don’t think that escargot was properly cooked. 

**looks horrified** UM. **rushes to get a towel**




ask-izzylightwood:

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ask-gabriellightwood:

ask-woolseyscott:

ask-gabriellightwood:

 

*nods tearfully* With chocolate sauce, yes please. But no peanut butter. Peanut butter makes me *gags*

I know. No peanut butter. **rubs at your cheeks with shirtsleeve** You can have all the ice cream and chocolate sauce you want. All better? 

*sobs and nods* I just feel so unlike myself. 

Did you swallow something funny?

Not that I know of. *puts a hand on lower back and sighs* 

Perhaps you should get a good night’s sleep. **rubs your back, eyeing you suspiciously**




ask-gabriellightwood:

 

*nods tearfully* With chocolate sauce, yes please. But no peanut butter. Peanut butter makes me *gags*

I know. No peanut butter. **rubs at your cheeks with shirtsleeve** You can have all the ice cream and chocolate sauce you want. All better? 

*sobs and nods* I just feel so unlike myself. 

Did you swallow something funny?




ask-gabriellightwood:

ask-woolseyscott:

ask-gabriellightwood:

ask-woolseyscott:

ask-gabriellightwood:

*sees a pair of Elijah’s baby booties and starts to cry* 

Don’t be sad. Here. You can put them in this basket…

*cries harder* I just don’t know why I can’t stop crying. *waves hand in front of face* Can we have pickles for dinner? 

Of course, darling. **pats your hair** We have ice cream, too. Would you like some ice cream? huh? 

*nods tearfully* With chocolate sauce, yes please. But no peanut butter. Peanut butter makes me *gags*

I know. No peanut butter. **rubs at your cheeks with shirtsleeve** You can have all the ice cream and chocolate sauce you want. All better?